[When Xichen speaks those words, the crossbow and its arrows begin to spin around rapidly, until they form the shape of a drill - green and decorated with blinking lights and explosive orbs. The moth shrieks and dive bombs him, but once the drill touches its wings, all of the orbs explode at once. With a last shriek, the moth is dead.
Belial will realize there's clearly some amount of cooldown time here. The Jingle Bell Rocket Launcher continues to shoot multiple rounds, but they're less powerful than the ones that brought down the moth. Still, they destroy many ice bugs. Since they're cold seeking jingle missiles, they won't necessarily hit Endorsi and Mugen.
However, when the spider bites down on Mugen's arm, it creates enough cold that one of the jingle missiles will zero in on him and start to chase his wounded arm.
Meanwhile, when Endorsi calls her attack, the spikes all eject from the morningstar, forming about twenty whirring shuriken, flying through the air around Endorsi and fending off any insects that come close to her. They rip the spider to shreds, sending shards flying.
There seem to be fewer new insects coming now - a few beetles, a group of ants, but perhaps they are turning the tide?]
[ between the three weapons, the array of attacks that they can do is absolutely staggering. xichen doesn't know if he's ever seen something so wild in his life, but hey, he's not about to doubt it if it can get them out of here.
he uses regular shots to fend off any remaining bugs chasing them, trying to do a cover for endorsi and mugen so they can catch up to him and belial. ] Are you all alright?!
[ does someone need to carry mugen again, he'll do it if he needs it ]
[ He already carried Mugen once, so this can be considered levelling their relationship back to zero.
When it becomes obvious that he can't fire off the super move one after the other, he switches back to holding the launcher like a club playing whack-a-mole with any of the other insects that come crawling his way, and chasing after those that aren't.
He's got cuts all over him from the shards now, which only adds to the deranged look, but everyone lets off steam differently. ]
[She breathes a small sigh of relief when the spider goes down, even as she shoots a glare at Mugen when he speaks - but then she notices the missile heading for him. The spikes might not currently be attached to the morning star, but she'll try and slam the circular head of the weapon into the missile anyways, trying to destroy it or at least slow it before it can reach him. Some of the shards hit their targets and cut a hole in her dress near her waist, but they don't cut too deeply through her skin. She can worry about it later. To Mugen:]
[ the missile gets a yelp out of mugen, who lifts his sword to try and destroy it - but endorsi is helping! whether she can manage to get it or not, he's starting to look tired. he was already healing from various injuries to begin with, and the cold is getting to him.
he refuses to be carried, though, and as xichen starts to help cover for them, he glances at endorsi before jerking his head as if to say let's go. and he takes off, rushing to catch up with belial and xichen. and also ramming into belial "on accident" on the way. ]
Fine, we're fine. [ he grunts, ignoring his bleeding shoulder. ] Fine and even, let's go. I got my attack still, leave any big groups to me.
[As they gather, they can see the hallway that leads back towards the stairway. However, they can also see a swarm of what look like smaller (ranging from the size of a rodent to the size of a large dog) ice insects buzzing around. They appear to look something like bees or wasps.
As the group approaches, the bees zoom together, and begin to form an extremely large being. It's probably about twenty feet tall, with arms and legs and an angry buzzing face. It reaches down to spike at Xichen, and then turns and spits several buzzing ice bees at Belial.
One particularly large bee, at the head, begins to laugh.]
[ xichen tries to get out of the way of the spike but it still knocks into his side and sends him stumbling and coughing. it's a solid hit but xichen manages to stand get on his feet again because they have bugs to kill and a cave to get the hell out of. ]
Tidings of discomfort and pain! [ he says again, shooting for the upper joints of the legs ]
[ The bees charge at Belial at a speed where he can't shoot a missile at them without shredding himself into ribbons from the ensuing explosion, the bats them away the best that he can, crushing a few and taking a hit from the few squirmy ones that escape, frostbite spreading over his skin as much as blood.
Despite the swarm however, when he's got the launcher up and ready again he aims at the boss bee, grunting as he launches a missile toward its mouth to hopefully stem any future babies that it wants to produce. ]
[She doubts that the special attack is going to work again so quickly, so she takes the morning star and swings it, slamming it towards this thing's middle since Xichen is aiming for the legs.]
[ mugen says, a little dazed. life is already so goddamn weird. but hey, that means he gets to do his Final Attack, because this definitely smacks of boss. still bleeding from several places, mugen brings his sword up and aims it right at the largest bee at the head. ]
Finishing PaRumPaPumPum, motherfucker!
[ and he pictures being warm in front of a fire while he does it, for Extra Power. ]
[Xichen will find that his special attack is still cooling down - the drill will form and spin around, but the bee bats the drill away with one large hand. The bee only laughs when the morning star hits, apparently not taking much damage, and it swallows the jingle missile with loud chiming laughter.]
You're going to have to do much better than that! I am the Queen! Your Yuletide does nothing to me, fools!
[Mugen has a little more success. His special attack, given extra power by the warm and merry thoughts, fires. The Big Drummer Boy splits in half into two one-handed swords. Mugen will find he's able to slash at them in rapid succession, causing a drum pattern throughout the cavern which shoots a shock wave at the bee, blasting one of its arms to ribbons.]
Not bad. But still not enough.
[More bees begin to swarm in, creating a new arm for the Queen. What's your plan?]
[ at least mugen's attack seemed to work, even if the rest of theirs didn't. ]
I think we'll all have to attack at once so it can't regenerate. [ hopefully all their cooldowns will be done in time to make it that far though. xichen is ready to shoot at any little bees or attacks that come his way with the regular arrows. ]
[ At this point, Belial's dodging as much as he is attacking, his fragile mortal form proving not to be as indestructible as he would like.
He answers Xichen: ] That's probably it. But we'll need to wait for handsome to get it up again.
[ Since he did just fire off a big one. In the mean time, he focuses on thinking Merry Thoughts as he uses his own weapon, trying to stave off the worker bees. ]
Maybe we should hold hands when we do. I do miss that feeling.
[ Even though it's impossible since they have to hold their weapons. ]
[She grits her teeth as her attack seems not to do much damage, moving back quickly. She's holding the weapon defensively while she waits for it recharge, trying to think about something happy again. That being said, she's also going to try to smack away any of the smaller insects that get too close.]
sorry guys, mugen is losing his mind with how cool the two swords are. he really just wants to annihilate this big bee boss with his earthquake skills, but also his arm is feeling pretty weak here. he stumbles just a little when he straightens, and then: ]
If we're gonna all attack it at once we oughta do it soon. Count of three? Just put your back into it, think - happy thoughts, or whatever bull that guy said.
[ he'll move a bit closer to the rest of them. behind xichen and belial. they can be his meatshield while he recovers from being vaguely dizzy. ]
[You're doing amazing, sweeties. While they regroup, they successfully manage to stave off at least the smaller bees while the big Bee Queen regenerates her arms. But once she's done regenerating, she screams and starts spitting bee shaped missiles directly at them. When these explode, they release a large burst of dry ice.
It'll have to do. [ so, xichen steps closer to everyone, brushing shoulders with the team to see if they can all get side to side or ass to ass back to back. ]
[ This is such a collaborative effort, it's kind of sickening. Which is why Belial definitely puts his own flair on it, sticking out his butt intentionally to tendering touch the others.
But otherwise he's all business, batting away the bees with his finger on the trigger, ready to launch as soon as they count - ]
[Shoving him to the ground is probably not very merry, so she holds off even as she feels him touch her, even if her eyes narrow for a brief moment. As she holds up the morning star to get it ready, though:]
[ good luck with that, belial, mugen doesn't have a butt.
but he does absolutely go shoulder to shoulder with all of them, aiming the tip of his sword at the head of the ice bee. he gets punched in the face with dry ice, too, which really hurts, but whatever, it's fine. ]
Three!
[ are they all doing their special attack? mugen is. he yells the name of it, thinking his happy thoughts. ]
[The combined power of ass to ass immediately fills all of them with a powerful sense of warmth and jolliness. As they continue counting down, butts touching, all of them and their weapons will begin to glow with red and green light.
They will be able to use their special attacks, causing the Bee to scream and recoil, though she quickly turns and begins to try to attack them back, firing freezing cold lasers and sending swarms of bees at them. But the incredible warmth of their merriment creates a shield, blocking the worst of the blows.
They'll notice after firing their special attacks, their weapons continue to glow, and begin to float in the air on their own, circling the Bee. Almost as though they can keep going, but they require you to do something. . . more? All of you suddenly feel like what this moment really calls for is for you to cross your arms across your chests and give a speech.]
[ finally it looks like they're going to take this thing down and make it. it's probably the ridiculous weapons and this yule energy thing, but xichen feels ready to go and do this thing. ]
No matter what you try now, you will not be able to stop all of us. [ he holds up the tannenbomber, ready to fire it off. ] This ends here - Tidings of discomfort and pain!
[ The entire thing is so ridiculous, that Belial has to laugh even if he's facing death. He does cross one arm, the other still on his weapon, absolutely vibing with Yule energy around them. ]
That's right. We fought and clawed at each other [ did they? ] riled each other up, blood pumping before coming together as one. There's no stopping climax after that—
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Belial will realize there's clearly some amount of cooldown time here. The Jingle Bell Rocket Launcher continues to shoot multiple rounds, but they're less powerful than the ones that brought down the moth. Still, they destroy many ice bugs. Since they're cold seeking jingle missiles, they won't necessarily hit Endorsi and Mugen.
However, when the spider bites down on Mugen's arm, it creates enough cold that one of the jingle missiles will zero in on him and start to chase his wounded arm.
Meanwhile, when Endorsi calls her attack, the spikes all eject from the morningstar, forming about twenty whirring shuriken, flying through the air around Endorsi and fending off any insects that come close to her. They rip the spider to shreds, sending shards flying.
There seem to be fewer new insects coming now - a few beetles, a group of ants, but perhaps they are turning the tide?]
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[ between the three weapons, the array of attacks that they can do is absolutely staggering. xichen doesn't know if he's ever seen something so wild in his life, but hey, he's not about to doubt it if it can get them out of here.
he uses regular shots to fend off any remaining bugs chasing them, trying to do a cover for endorsi and mugen so they can catch up to him and belial. ] Are you all alright?!
[ does someone need to carry mugen again, he'll do it if he needs it ]
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When it becomes obvious that he can't fire off the super move one after the other, he switches back to holding the launcher like a club playing whack-a-mole with any of the other insects that come crawling his way, and chasing after those that aren't.
He's got cuts all over him from the shards now, which only adds to the deranged look, but everyone lets off steam differently. ]
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Now we'll be even!
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he refuses to be carried, though, and as xichen starts to help cover for them, he glances at endorsi before jerking his head as if to say let's go. and he takes off, rushing to catch up with belial and xichen. and also ramming into belial "on accident" on the way. ]
Fine, we're fine. [ he grunts, ignoring his bleeding shoulder. ] Fine and even, let's go. I got my attack still, leave any big groups to me.
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As the group approaches, the bees zoom together, and begin to form an extremely large being. It's probably about twenty feet tall, with arms and legs and an angry buzzing face. It reaches down to spike at Xichen, and then turns and spits several buzzing ice bees at Belial.
One particularly large bee, at the head, begins to laugh.]
This ends here.
[Time for a boss fight!]
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Tidings of discomfort and pain! [ he says again, shooting for the upper joints of the legs ]
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Despite the swarm however, when he's got the launcher up and ready again he aims at the boss bee, grunting as he launches a missile toward its mouth to hopefully stem any future babies that it wants to produce. ]
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[ mugen says, a little dazed. life is already so goddamn weird. but hey, that means he gets to do his Final Attack, because this definitely smacks of boss. still bleeding from several places, mugen brings his sword up and aims it right at the largest bee at the head. ]
Finishing PaRumPaPumPum, motherfucker!
[ and he pictures being warm in front of a fire while he does it, for Extra Power. ]
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You're going to have to do much better than that! I am the Queen! Your Yuletide does nothing to me, fools!
[Mugen has a little more success. His special attack, given extra power by the warm and merry thoughts, fires. The Big Drummer Boy splits in half into two one-handed swords. Mugen will find he's able to slash at them in rapid succession, causing a drum pattern throughout the cavern which shoots a shock wave at the bee, blasting one of its arms to ribbons.]
Not bad. But still not enough.
[More bees begin to swarm in, creating a new arm for the Queen. What's your plan?]
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I think we'll all have to attack at once so it can't regenerate. [ hopefully all their cooldowns will be done in time to make it that far though. xichen is ready to shoot at any little bees or attacks that come his way with the regular arrows. ]
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He answers Xichen: ] That's probably it. But we'll need to wait for handsome to get it up again.
[ Since he did just fire off a big one. In the mean time, he focuses on thinking Merry Thoughts as he uses his own weapon, trying to stave off the worker bees. ]
Maybe we should hold hands when we do. I do miss that feeling.
[ Even though it's impossible since they have to hold their weapons. ]
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We can stand closer together, at least, can't we?
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sorry guys, mugen is losing his mind with how cool the two swords are. he really just wants to annihilate this big bee boss with his earthquake skills, but also his arm is feeling pretty weak here. he stumbles just a little when he straightens, and then: ]
If we're gonna all attack it at once we oughta do it soon. Count of three? Just put your back into it, think - happy thoughts, or whatever bull that guy said.
[ he'll move a bit closer to the rest of them. behind xichen and belial. they can be his meatshield while he recovers from being vaguely dizzy. ]
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What's the plan?]
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ass to assback to back. ]Aim for the head. On the count of three then?
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But otherwise he's all business, batting away the bees with his finger on the trigger, ready to launch as soon as they count - ]
One.
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Two.
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but he does absolutely go shoulder to shoulder with all of them, aiming the tip of his sword at the head of the ice bee. he gets punched in the face with dry ice, too, which really hurts, but whatever, it's fine. ]
Three!
[ are they all doing their special attack? mugen is. he yells the name of it, thinking his happy thoughts. ]
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They will be able to use their special attacks, causing the Bee to scream and recoil, though she quickly turns and begins to try to attack them back, firing freezing cold lasers and sending swarms of bees at them. But the incredible warmth of their merriment creates a shield, blocking the worst of the blows.
They'll notice after firing their special attacks, their weapons continue to glow, and begin to float in the air on their own, circling the Bee. Almost as though they can keep going, but they require you to do something. . . more? All of you suddenly feel like what this moment really calls for is for you to cross your arms across your chests and give a speech.]
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No matter what you try now, you will not be able to stop all of us. [ he holds up the tannenbomber, ready to fire it off. ] This ends here - Tidings of discomfort and pain!
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That's right. We fought and clawed at each other [ did they? ] riled each other up, blood pumping before coming together as one. There's no stopping climax after that—
[ He's really focusing on that merry energy. ]
—Feliz Navidead.
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[And then, pointing her morning star:]
God and sinners reconcile!
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[ nice speech, dude. sorry, he's the opposite of shounen. he does cross his arms across his chest when he says it, though! that counts for something.
and then, shaking out his arms and readying his swords: ]
Finishing PaRumPaPumPum!
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