[You're doing amazing, sweeties. While they regroup, they successfully manage to stave off at least the smaller bees while the big Bee Queen regenerates her arms. But once she's done regenerating, she screams and starts spitting bee shaped missiles directly at them. When these explode, they release a large burst of dry ice.
It'll have to do. [ so, xichen steps closer to everyone, brushing shoulders with the team to see if they can all get side to side or ass to ass back to back. ]
[ This is such a collaborative effort, it's kind of sickening. Which is why Belial definitely puts his own flair on it, sticking out his butt intentionally to tendering touch the others.
But otherwise he's all business, batting away the bees with his finger on the trigger, ready to launch as soon as they count - ]
[Shoving him to the ground is probably not very merry, so she holds off even as she feels him touch her, even if her eyes narrow for a brief moment. As she holds up the morning star to get it ready, though:]
[ good luck with that, belial, mugen doesn't have a butt.
but he does absolutely go shoulder to shoulder with all of them, aiming the tip of his sword at the head of the ice bee. he gets punched in the face with dry ice, too, which really hurts, but whatever, it's fine. ]
Three!
[ are they all doing their special attack? mugen is. he yells the name of it, thinking his happy thoughts. ]
[The combined power of ass to ass immediately fills all of them with a powerful sense of warmth and jolliness. As they continue counting down, butts touching, all of them and their weapons will begin to glow with red and green light.
They will be able to use their special attacks, causing the Bee to scream and recoil, though she quickly turns and begins to try to attack them back, firing freezing cold lasers and sending swarms of bees at them. But the incredible warmth of their merriment creates a shield, blocking the worst of the blows.
They'll notice after firing their special attacks, their weapons continue to glow, and begin to float in the air on their own, circling the Bee. Almost as though they can keep going, but they require you to do something. . . more? All of you suddenly feel like what this moment really calls for is for you to cross your arms across your chests and give a speech.]
[ finally it looks like they're going to take this thing down and make it. it's probably the ridiculous weapons and this yule energy thing, but xichen feels ready to go and do this thing. ]
No matter what you try now, you will not be able to stop all of us. [ he holds up the tannenbomber, ready to fire it off. ] This ends here - Tidings of discomfort and pain!
[ The entire thing is so ridiculous, that Belial has to laugh even if he's facing death. He does cross one arm, the other still on his weapon, absolutely vibing with Yule energy around them. ]
That's right. We fought and clawed at each other [ did they? ] riled each other up, blood pumping before coming together as one. There's no stopping climax after that—
[All of their weapons discharge at one in a large red and green wave. The sound of Christmas carols plays in the air as you see the weapons release their Yule Particles, which laugh and sing. The Bee screams and breaks into pieces. Also, she drops loot!
It's. . . a book and a can of beans and a can of creamed corn. Yay?
Oh, also. Your weapons turn into. . . toys. Mugen gets a toy soldier with a drum, Endorsi gets a toy angel, Xichen gets a plush Christmas tree, and Belial gets a nerf gun. Yay?
The stairs lie before you, and you can walk up them and find yourselves back at the lodge. But before you go, a voice speaks to you - Professor Klauseron's voice? It's hard to say - it's taken a slightly more gravelly quality.]
Well done. Now, all you have to do is f̷̘̻͓̞̺͐̈́͌̒̽̑̋̉̚̚͜͝i̷̡̡̛̖̻̝̭̺̭̗͙͜ͅn̶͍̥͍̫̮̈́̌̋͗̅̇̃̀̈́̓̐̆̕d̵̢̨̜̺̳̩̼̻͒̿́̎̊̾̎͊̕ ̴̧̲̮͕̣̦̙̞̻̤̄̀̃̈̃͐̾͘̕͜͝ť̷̨͈̟̱̹̖̜̘̳̝̞̊̽̀̑̈́̈́̋͝ͅȟ̶̛̤̤̠̈̌̔̌͌͛͑̀͋̇̒̚͝e̵͕͓̬̲̺̻͚̦̮͉̍͂̇͌̐͜ ̵̲̰̱̞̪͓̟̜̣̜̩͍͗̒̅̊̎̃̿͐́̽͝ş̸̡̟̱̞̦͚̩̱̙̞̣̠̚̕̚͜͝t̶̛͓̖͙͇̲̍͗͝a̸͍̣̜͓̟͚̰͈̘̞̗̓̑̃̈́̑ẗ̴̠̮͚͓̯̬͍̣̃̔͊̈̔͐͂͗̉̚̕͠͠í̵̫̭͉͈͕͓̻͙̗̘̌̋̋͑̚͠͝ǫ̸̮͓̬̣̖̰̜͕͔̝̻͒̂̔ǹ̴̗͔͙̫͖̠̰͇͙̓͊̉͆̒͊͊̾͑̏̌̕͝.̷͉͉͙͙̞͎̀̆̀͂͋̋͜
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What's the plan?]
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ass to assback to back. ]Aim for the head. On the count of three then?
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But otherwise he's all business, batting away the bees with his finger on the trigger, ready to launch as soon as they count - ]
One.
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Two.
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but he does absolutely go shoulder to shoulder with all of them, aiming the tip of his sword at the head of the ice bee. he gets punched in the face with dry ice, too, which really hurts, but whatever, it's fine. ]
Three!
[ are they all doing their special attack? mugen is. he yells the name of it, thinking his happy thoughts. ]
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They will be able to use their special attacks, causing the Bee to scream and recoil, though she quickly turns and begins to try to attack them back, firing freezing cold lasers and sending swarms of bees at them. But the incredible warmth of their merriment creates a shield, blocking the worst of the blows.
They'll notice after firing their special attacks, their weapons continue to glow, and begin to float in the air on their own, circling the Bee. Almost as though they can keep going, but they require you to do something. . . more? All of you suddenly feel like what this moment really calls for is for you to cross your arms across your chests and give a speech.]
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No matter what you try now, you will not be able to stop all of us. [ he holds up the tannenbomber, ready to fire it off. ] This ends here - Tidings of discomfort and pain!
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That's right. We fought and clawed at each other [ did they? ] riled each other up, blood pumping before coming together as one. There's no stopping climax after that—
[ He's really focusing on that merry energy. ]
—Feliz Navidead.
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[And then, pointing her morning star:]
God and sinners reconcile!
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[ nice speech, dude. sorry, he's the opposite of shounen. he does cross his arms across his chest when he says it, though! that counts for something.
and then, shaking out his arms and readying his swords: ]
Finishing PaRumPaPumPum!
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It's. . . a book and a can of beans and a can of creamed corn. Yay?
Oh, also. Your weapons turn into. . . toys. Mugen gets a toy soldier with a drum, Endorsi gets a toy angel, Xichen gets a plush Christmas tree, and Belial gets a nerf gun. Yay?
The stairs lie before you, and you can walk up them and find yourselves back at the lodge. But before you go, a voice speaks to you - Professor Klauseron's voice? It's hard to say - it's taken a slightly more gravelly quality.]
Well done. Now, all you have to do is f̷̘̻͓̞̺͐̈́͌̒̽̑̋̉̚̚͜͝i̷̡̡̛̖̻̝̭̺̭̗͙͜ͅn̶͍̥͍̫̮̈́̌̋͗̅̇̃̀̈́̓̐̆̕d̵̢̨̜̺̳̩̼̻͒̿́̎̊̾̎͊̕ ̴̧̲̮͕̣̦̙̞̻̤̄̀̃̈̃͐̾͘̕͜͝ť̷̨͈̟̱̹̖̜̘̳̝̞̊̽̀̑̈́̈́̋͝ͅȟ̶̛̤̤̠̈̌̔̌͌͛͑̀͋̇̒̚͝e̵͕͓̬̲̺̻͚̦̮͉̍͂̇͌̐͜ ̵̲̰̱̞̪͓̟̜̣̜̩͍͗̒̅̊̎̃̿͐́̽͝ş̸̡̟̱̞̦͚̩̱̙̞̣̠̚̕̚͜͝t̶̛͓̖͙͇̲̍͗͝a̸͍̣̜͓̟͚̰͈̘̞̗̓̑̃̈́̑ẗ̴̠̮͚͓̯̬͍̣̃̔͊̈̔͐͂͗̉̚̕͠͠í̵̫̭͉͈͕͓̻͙̗̘̌̋̋͑̚͠͝ǫ̸̮͓̬̣̖̰̜͕͔̝̻͒̂̔ǹ̴̗͔͙̫͖̠̰͇͙̓͊̉͆̒͊͊̾͑̏̌̕͝.̷͉͉͙͙̞͎̀̆̀͂͋̋͜