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[personal profile] averagemedium 2021-01-05 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
-oh, shit, is this VR? You really think it has help tooltips? I've never played one like this...

[the menu distracts him from the appearance of those handsome guys, and he looks it over with interest.]

D'you think we all have to pick the same thing?

[he says, as he's already reaching out to poke at the FOOD option. ryan is not a partygoer, but he can cook.]
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[personal profile] outofpocket 2021-01-05 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[relaxing a bit when SQQ touches his arm, lowering his weapon at his side. and then Ryan chooses FOOD, and Zhongli lets out a confused noise when the "food" option disappears]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL VR IS BUT--]


I suppose that answers our question.

[. . .]

[with one last glance at Maria and the boys, Zhongli reaches out to touch DECOR]
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[personal profile] peakfan 2021-01-05 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever it is, it appears to follow similar rules.

[ he's completely blowing through his ye olde persona but oh well! goodbye! but it's fine, probably.

he does, however, look a little grumpy at choosing ACTIVITIES. don't make him run around, kids. ]
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2021-01-05 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
... well, uh, let's hope this works out? I know you're not supposed to split the party but if we don't get a choice in the matter...

[he watches as they both pick, a little relieved now that he just yoloed.]
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[personal profile] outofpocket 2021-01-05 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

[IN A LOW VOICE, TO RYAN AND SQQ--]


What's "VR?"

[is now the time for that question?? anyway, he straightens once Maria and the young men pop back to life, his attention immediately focused on Prince Alan, since that's his decorations buddy. he bows his head slightly in a traditional and polite greeting]

Prince Alan. My name is Zhongli, consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. I've met with your classmate, Katerina. She's quite the handful.
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[personal profile] peakfan 2021-01-05 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing to worry about.

[ and sends zhongli off with a pat on the shoulder. no need to give him heart failure before a quest!

either way, he turns to his princely npc and boy is his eye twitching again. the whiplash from a stallion novel to a girls otome really is too much..!!

but before his blood pressure spikes off the chart, he cups his hand and inclines his head slightly. ]


Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu. l look forward to your guidance.

[ somewhere about now it dawns on him if anything were to occur they have no way to communicate. hm. the menu’s still floating yeah? time to see if this stupid thing has anything useful settings hiding in it ]

We should have a place to meet when we finish.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2021-01-05 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll explain later--

[he whispers that to zhongli, giving him a nod-- and then blinking as they're introduced to the guys. oh no. why does he have to be paired with one, he's going to be nervous the whole time--]

I'm, um, Ryan. Ryan Farrow. Nice to meet you, I-- look forward to working with you?

[is that right. he hopes so.]
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[personal profile] outofpocket 2021-01-06 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[NANI THE FUCK IS THAT. . . HEART. . .]

[unlike SQQ, Zhongli is not genre-savvy, and he doesn't know to touch the floating menu. he looks a little perplexed for a moment (not at what Alan said, but rather the whole. . . situation) before he shakes his head and responds]


Perhaps a small bit of trouble, but nothing at all too serious. [he likes Katerina!! she seems legit!!!] But she's told me quite a bit about your academy and how it works.

Tell me, does this party for which we're decorating have a theme?
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[personal profile] peakfan 2021-01-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ is this

no. oh no. oh no no no no.

HE’S REALLY GONNA QI DEVIATE NOW. DON’T TELL HIM THIS IS-]


Unsurprising. Cang Qiong Mountain is very far to the East after all. Tell me then, what sort of activities are to be expected?

[ if he’s smiling and fanning himself like he’s ready to spew blood like the worlds worst fountain, here’s hoping our lovely npcs pay no mind ]
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2021-01-06 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[i can't believe our two moderns are at completely opposite ends of the "fine with this" spectrum.

ryan perks up a little at that question, though, clearly already in Let's Do Things mode. objective number one: do not embarrass self in front of Hot Sir Keith.]


Ah, well, you know-- if there'll be activities and everything it's probably best to go with things that are easy to eat, right? Single servings, maybe, um, those fancy little sandwiches or something... nothing messy, for sure. Oh, desserts too, obviously-- I'm pretty sure everyone likes those. If you have any favorite flavors I bet we can work with that!

[he's so excited at the prospect of all this... let him be helpful!!]
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[personal profile] outofpocket 2021-01-06 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Britt is valid, cat rights for Britt]

[the moment his surroundings shift, the moment Zhongli feels that pain in his back, he lets out a pained--]


-- gck!

[and jerks forward, almost on instinct. by the time Alan speaks again, Zhongli is standing there with one hand clutched into the fabric of his sweater, his expression hardened and the other hand resting against the shaft of his spear]

[. . .]

[he releases his spear and immediately reaches behind himself to check for blood while addressing Alan]


Yes. . . of course. [THIS DOES NOT HELP] Then perhaps some thematic paper lanterns would be appropriate, in order to set the mood.
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[personal profile] peakfan 2021-01-06 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ remy is so valid

but the intense fanning pauses if only to look sharply at zhongli, eyes staring intensely at the blip and narrowing. something is not right in the neighborhood. if sqq manages to catch his eye there will be a subtle shake to indicate nothing there.

AND THEN THERE’S THIS GUY. he gets his own squinty eyed stare because he can think of plenty of activities under such a threat and he doesn’t want any of that-! No thank you!! ]


Of course, of course. A mixture of both casual and and active events for everyone then. Such as board games, perhaps?
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2021-01-06 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ZHONGLI? you good over there?? ryan gives him a concerned look, eyes wide, but... he looks okay, and he's still here, so... it's probably fine? hopefully?

the heart distracts him, though. oh no, that's cute... there's a thoughtful hum at the menu, and he picks FIVE. three seems like too few for a place like this, and seven is way too much work. five, they can handle.]


We can go with, uh, five then? Then there should be something everyone likes, but we can still put enough attention into each of them... oh, and if you know what your sister likes, we can make sure one is her favorite if you don't have a preference!
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[personal profile] outofpocket 2021-01-06 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Zhongli ain't no LIAR so obviously he picks TELL THE TRUTH. especially when he draws his hand up and sees blood on his fingertips, gaze narrowing]

. . . yes. It felt as though something was stabbing me from behind. Do you see or experience anything painful, too?
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[personal profile] peakfan 2021-01-06 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ y’all his knees are too knobby to rock katarina’s dress :(

BUT WHAT. WHAT IS THIS HORROR OTOME?! HE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT ONCE WHAT THE FUCK- so much for his lowkey suggestion?? it might be an acknowledgment to Maria, it might just be a simple gesture but he tilts his head in her direction ]


Mahjong is one- a game of chance and strategy. Though, I have a feeling you might be more amendable to my other suggestions. Perhaps a small tournament of some sort. With prizes for those who participate.

[ PLEASE DON’T LET HIM REGRET THIS. BINGHE’S NOT HERE TO BE HIS MEAT SHIELD ]
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2021-01-06 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[zhongli your blood? SQQ YOU'RE VANISHING TEMPORARILY TOO?? what is going On here, is the vr glitching out, oh god what if this is one of those concepts where like, the power dies and they somehow get stuck.

he steals a glance or three their way, but if hot sir keith isn't concerned about zhongli or about sqq's temporary disappearance, then ryan decides it's best not to derail.]


You really can't go wrong with chocolate-! I do like a lot of different things, I cook and bake all the time, but if I have to pick a favorite, um... oh, probably tea flavors? They work really well with desserts.
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[personal profile] outofpocket 2021-01-06 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnngh--!

[everything goes black again, a flash of red crossing his vision, and Zhongli lets out another pained cry as he pitches forward. but. . . when everything returns, it's Maria standing in front of him, hand against her forehead. and while he immediately opens his mouth to ask what the fuck is happening, it's the warning on Maria's features that shuts him up]

[. . .]

[there is some. . . unspoken rule he is missing, here. that hardly makes the contract fair, but-- he can think about that later]


. . . I apologize, Prince Alan. I must be feeling a bit under the weather.

[he straightens, backside still aching, the feel of blood still coating his jacket. it is, however, nothing foreign]

Paper lanterns and thematic kites, perhaps. [a very Liyue-esque suggestion!!] And of course, greenery is a must. I have quite the eye for festive floral arrangements myself.
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[personal profile] peakfan 2021-01-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be certain to take it easy on you and the others then.

[ he says, while smacking at B without even questioning it, Maria teleporting, and how he got into this situation in the first place. it's all autopilot until he's done screaming internally. ]

But I would think combat would suit you the best, hmmm? I'm certainly interested in seeing the difference between our cultures.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2021-01-06 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[look he'd help but he really just thinks this is vr. zhongli will be fine with his blood, sqq will also do fine now that they both appear to not be dead or anything. he has sandwiches to worry about!]

I don't mind making them myself! I like doing it, you know? As for flavors, um-- definitely something that keeps well without needing to worry over storage too much, and something as many people as possible can eat... I'm thinking we do some that are cucumber mint and some that are egg salad? I'm used to them being called tea sandwiches, actually, they'll tie in with the desserts thematically and the touch of mint in the cucumber will match up well with the flavor...

[he's so invested in this fucking food planning]

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