[. . . the sight is, quite unfortunately, rather familiar to Zhongli, who spares a glance towards Ryan's corpse, his amber gaze narrowing. he has his spear drawn now, the weapon held at his side, pointed end facing the floor. but even so. . . he looks ready to launch into battle any second now]
[ Hello?? Ryan?? Oh shit did we abandon our boy??? He’s sweating real bullets now-
BUT YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THESE TYPES OF THINGS AND HAVE THE DOOR VANISH? WHAT KIND OF USELESS THREAT IS THIS?
he’s not even prepared for this type of thing!! his qi is completely blocked and xiu ya isn’t even with him!! but it’s fine zhongli has it under control, probably. he can cheerlead from the back, yeah!
[but he says it with a slight laugh, albeit a sort of awkward one. please, he's bad at taking compliments gracefully, let him live!
ryan is entirely oblivious to what's going on with the others, he Will continue to just vibe here. he's not the best dancer by any stretch, honestly, but he is trying.]
And it looks like there wasn't anything to worry about with him after all, right? Think that means you get a little more time to just- enjoy yourself, if you don't have to spend quite as much keeping an eye out?
[the horned figure glances toward zhongli and sqq. they'll catch a glimpse of glowing red eyes, and then hear the sound of bell-like laughter -
and then the figure vanishes without answering their question. very rude of it. the ominous bloody message, however, stays behind.
also, the corpses stay behind.
meanwhile, back at the nice party, keith chuckles.]
I suppose so. [that's in response to both the exchanging compliments remark, and the nothing to worry about remark...] It's been a while since I've been able to simply relax.
[time to dip ryan! very suavely, as befits a character from an otome game.]
[NO!!! HE DESERVES A FIGHT, DAMN IT!!! as soon as the laughter echoes throughout the destroyed ball room, Zhongli rushes forward, weapon in hand, to strike. . . but he's too late. the figure vanishes into thin air, and all he can do is let out an angry tch as he skids to a hald]
[. . .]
[he then straightens and, without putting down his weapon, turns towards SQQ]
That must be the monster responsible for bringing us here. We should track it down.
[ryan screams internally at that suave dip. this will never, ever happen to him in real life, he has to make the most of it now.]
Well-- this is as good a time as any then. We already put in the work, and people seem to like it, so there's nothing left but to have a good time, yeah?
[the fact that the food is being enjoyed is also extremely satisfying? even if the actual work was timeskipped but look, he put a lot of thought into this party menu, thank you.
he does not wonder how zhongli or sqq are doing. there's been no more screaming so they must be fine.]
[with the immediate threat gone, Zhongli straps his polearm onto his back again (jostling his wound a little bit, though he doesn't flinch) and stoically approaches Ryan's corpse]
. . .
I don't understand how this could have happened so quickly. One moment, we were in the ballroom at a bustling party. And the next. . .
[either way, he kneels down next to Ryan and reaches out to place a hand against his forehead :(]
with gentle care (since he, is after all, wearing all white. f.) he checks Maria and the others, frowning at the grisly scene. it’s only been like 20 minutes since they met but he’s still Displeased by being unable to protect. ]
It may be an illusion. We may need to find our way out.
[ which- huh that’s right. where did their door go? do they have to knock down a wall or smash through a convenient window?? ]
[i just keep laughing every time i try to tag this. anyway.
ryan's forehead is cold under zhongli's fingers, as one would expect a corpse to be.
maria seems to just have a snapped neck - her death seems the cleanest of all of them so far. but as shen qingqiu is examining her body, he'll feel something close around his ankle.
it's a hand. a bloody hand. it's attached to jeord, whose eyes are now glowing red and who is dragging himself toward him with a single-minded intensity despite the fact that he's definitely riddled with a bunch of fatal wounds. he snarls:]
[the garbled noise of dead Jerod's zombie cries draws Zhongli's gaze snapping upwards. he has been genre clueless this entire CYOA up until now. FINALLY!!! HE KNOWS SOMETHING!!!]
-- zombies!
[and. . . feral ones, at that. he knows that zombies-- such as Qiqi, at Bubu Pharmacy-- can be calmed and even live normal-ish lives. but. . . he also knows from experience that, more often than not, they're dangeros and volatile. and so, with speed becoming of a seasoned warrior, he once again grabs his polearm from his back and literally throws the weapon like a javelin, aiming for Jerod's back in an attempt to pin him to the ground]
THIS IS THE WRONG GENRE FOR OTOMES, WHAT THE FUCK-
his foot snaps out at least, trying to dislodge said zombie from his ankle. away with you! ]
Be alert of the others!
[ since he doesn’t have his sword or frankly anything to fight with except his bare hands, it might be time to improvise? today, peak lord shen qingqiu fights with a table leg. or a chair? whatever’s more studier he guesses ]
[still blissfully unaware of Zombie Time, ryan's smile brightens along with keith's agreement. yes, a success...]
Let's go, then. We don't have to be gone too long-- if there's anywhere you particularly like, I'll let you lead? I haven't gotten to see very much of the place yet.
[jeord's zombie is pinned to the ground with an unholy screech. (unfortunately, the dice say ryan is too busy with hot sir keith to hear this going on.) the zombie writhes and tries to snatch at shen qingqiu's foot again, but is not able to break free.
sqq is very smart, honestly, because the other corpses are starting to move. katarina is sitting up, and her jaw unhinges like she just wants to eat everything in front of her. alan, who has a huge hole in his chest, lurches forward to try and get his hands around zhongli's polearm. don't worry about the fact that he's kind of stabbing jeord a little more. maria sits slowly up, and her snapped neck falls to one side. she makes a little face. keith lets go of ryan's hand and lunges at zhongli.
ryan stays dead. hm.
meanwhile, the living keith gives ryan one last final twirl and leads him toward a door leading out to the gardens. it's not the same door that zhongli and shen qingqiu went through. it's in the opposite direction, actually.]
The gardens are nice. There's a corner of them that's particularly well-tended.
[OH NO YOU DON'T, SIR!!! Zhongli immediately bolts forward with as surprising amount of speed and aims an agile sweeping kick at PRINCE ALAN'S HEAD in an attempt to shove him away from his polearm]
Shen Qingqiu! Look for an exit! If the door is locked, shatter the windows!
[they need to get out of here ASAP, just like the creepy red-eyed monster told them to do like ten comments ago]
[ YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL HIM TWICE. HE’S UP AND AWAY, MASTERFULLY DODGING THESE NEW ZOMBIE CHILDREN. good luck, zhongli!! you are your polearm are much more equipped for this!!
anyways he nyooms for the walls and the windows looking for anything open or smashable . he’ll even take a hidden door he accidentally trips over ]
[oh, hm. he briefly considers this might not be the best plan, to go the other way, but-- he hasn't heard more noises, so they're probably fine! haha.... britt i tried.
so he goes happily along with keith, heading out to the gardens!]
zombie keith misses zhongli because he moves so fast - he overbalances and slams into a puddle of blood past him. this sprays blood everywhere (sorry about your white robes, shen qingqiu) and leaves him stunned for a moment.
also, zhongli's kick takes alan's head clear off his shoulders. it smacks into a table and then richohets at zhongli. his mouth is moving? he's trying to bite him?
maria gets to her feet and takes a few shuffling steps away from this chaos.
shen qingqiu will find that the door they came through is locked tight, and that the windows aren't breaking no matter how hard he hits them. he can't see clearly outside, either - they're sort of frosted over. however, he'll see two shadowy figures on the other side of a window as he's trying to break one...
as he's doing that, katarina shuffles over toward the food tables and starts munching on some blood-soaked pastries. (rolled a 1 for her actions, which is fitting.)
meanwhile, in the garden, living keith takes ryan for a stroll and plucks a very pretty flower, which he holds out to him.]
This reminds me of you.
[gay.
also, since ryan did not fail his perception check this time, he'll spot something through one of the windows behind keith:
shen qingqiu in bloody robes, trying (and failing) to break the glass. also, maria with her neck bent at an impossible angle and blood on her face, shuffling up to him and reaching out to him from behind!]
[boy I sure hope SQQ can handle himself in a fight, because between Jerod, Keith and Alan. . . Zhongli has his hands full?? Alan's head flies towards him, and as swiftly as he can, he grabs the handle of his polearm and yanks it out of Jerod's body to like. . . bat Alan's head away. like the polearm is a bat and the head is a baseball. BASEBALL WITH ZOMBIES!!!]
[this leaves him a bit. . . open. . . for the other two zombies, BUT HOPEFULLY THEY'RE BOTH STUNNED ENOUGH THAT THEY DON'T ATTACK HIM WHILE HE'S PLAYING BALL WITH ALAN'S HEAD]
[ it’s fine he’ll just resemble carrie for the rest of the cyoa. how fitting.
anyways, sqq will eventually remember he’s a peak lord and despite inheriting the ability, he does have Some skill.
though it seems to be rather ineffective against these windows. his old mans shoulders simply doesn’t have the strength it seems. maybe he should throw a chair at it....? though wait, who’s that on the other side of the glass?? what if he just pounds on the window some more instead.
meanwhile he’s completely oblivious to the current threat behind him ]
ryan's face flushes when he's offered that flower-- he takes it with a pleased little nod, tucking it behind an ear. this is cute, keith is too sweet...
but. what's in the window-- oh goddamnit. he's having a MOMENT here.
he ignores it for just a second, finding a blue flower to offer keith in turn.]
This one-- um, it matches your eyes, I think. You were right, they're all beautiful out here--
[when he gets a second where keith won't see, he just gestures to sqq to keep going. it'd take a minute for ryan to run all the way back and take the door they did, he's not blind, he knows they did not just leave a room with sqq in it and bloodied... he's going to let him break that window so he can try to come join them then.
he knows better than to go try to break a window in front of an npc ok, but hi, sqq, you're acknowledged. he's just moving to admire another plant further out of the way, so he can try to reposition keith and make an escape in a minute here.]
[zhongli bats alan's head away, and it smacks into jeord, who was just sitting up from the ground. alan's head is now angrily biting jeord, who is trying to yank him away. hm.
meanwhile, alan's body is trying to get up, but when it does, it shuffles into a wall and falls over again. katarina is still occupied with the bloody food. nom nom.
that just leaves zombie keith, who lunges for zhongli with his arms outstretched! he's dripping blood everywhere and it's very gross.
as for maria, since no one warns shen qingqiu that she's coming, she... actually, she just taps on his shoulder. ari, i would give you death, but maria is the helpful option. she smiles (it looks weird because her neck is bent at the wrong angle), focuses, and...
shen qingqiu's hand is now glowing. when next he punches the window, it will shatter! loudly.
living keith, meanwhile is just tucking the blue flower behind his own ear when it does.]
Thank you. This--
[SHATTER.]
What was that?! Ryan, get behind me!
[he is now standing protectively in front of ryan.]
[OH MY GOD, MARIA IS SAVED BY ZHONGLI NOT NOTICING HER APPROACHING SQQ AND THEREFORE NOT ATTACKING HER IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP. thank goodness]
[anyway, hi zombie keith. how are you doing today. would you like some POLEARM shoved through YOUR FACE, because that's exactly what Zhongli is doing. . . attempting to thrust the pointy end of his weapon right through zombie keith's head. but he also hears the glass shatter and cries out]
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[this is more his speed]
[in a commanding, almost authoritative voice--]
Who are you?
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BUT YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THESE TYPES OF THINGS AND HAVE THE DOOR VANISH? WHAT KIND OF USELESS THREAT IS THIS?
he’s not even prepared for this type of thing!! his qi is completely blocked and xiu ya isn’t even with him!! but it’s fine zhongli has it under control, probably. he can cheerlead from the back, yeah!
(sqq please, you’re a fully capable peak lord) ]
You have much to answer for.
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[but he says it with a slight laugh, albeit a sort of awkward one. please, he's bad at taking compliments gracefully, let him live!
ryan is entirely oblivious to what's going on with the others, he Will continue to just vibe here. he's not the best dancer by any stretch, honestly, but he is trying.]
And it looks like there wasn't anything to worry about with him after all, right? Think that means you get a little more time to just- enjoy yourself, if you don't have to spend quite as much keeping an eye out?
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and then the figure vanishes without answering their question. very rude of it. the ominous bloody message, however, stays behind.
also, the corpses stay behind.
meanwhile, back at the nice party, keith chuckles.]
I suppose so. [that's in response to both the exchanging compliments remark, and the nothing to worry about remark...] It's been a while since I've been able to simply relax.
[time to dip ryan! very suavely, as befits a character from an otome game.]
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[. . .]
[he then straightens and, without putting down his weapon, turns towards SQQ]
That must be the monster responsible for bringing us here. We should track it down.
[and then. . . what?]
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Mm. It may lead us out of this... scenario as well.
[ but for now he’s just gonna check on their murderer comrades slash npcs for any clues. rip to them he barely knew ye. ]
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Well-- this is as good a time as any then. We already put in the work, and people seem to like it, so there's nothing left but to have a good time, yeah?
[the fact that the food is being enjoyed is also extremely satisfying? even if the actual work was timeskipped but look, he put a lot of thought into this party menu, thank you.
he does not wonder how zhongli or sqq are doing. there's been no more screaming so they must be fine.]
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meanwhile, back in not dead land, keith pulls ryan back up.]
That's true. It's all right to just relax and enjoy ourselves every once in a while...
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[with the immediate threat gone, Zhongli straps his polearm onto his back again (jostling his wound a little bit, though he doesn't flinch) and stoically approaches Ryan's corpse]
. . .
I don't understand how this could have happened so quickly. One moment, we were in the ballroom at a bustling party. And the next. . .
[either way, he kneels down next to Ryan and reaches out to place a hand against his forehead :(]
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with gentle care (since he, is after all, wearing all white. f.) he checks Maria and the others, frowning at the grisly scene. it’s only been like 20 minutes since they met but he’s still Displeased by being unable to protect. ]
It may be an illusion. We may need to find our way out.
[ which- huh that’s right. where did their door go? do they have to knock down a wall or smash through a convenient window?? ]
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anyway, as he's pulled up, ryan gives the less dead version of keith a little smile.]
It is--! I don't get much of a chance to, either, usually...
[he takes a quick glance around the room. it seems like his sister is doing fine, so... okay. after taking a second to psych himself up:]
Hey, um, after this, do you maybe want to take a walk or something-? I mean, we've been busy inside all day, it might be nice...
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ryan's forehead is cold under zhongli's fingers, as one would expect a corpse to be.
maria seems to just have a snapped neck - her death seems the cleanest of all of them so far. but as shen qingqiu is examining her body, he'll feel something close around his ankle.
it's a hand. a bloody hand. it's attached to jeord, whose eyes are now glowing red and who is dragging himself toward him with a single-minded intensity despite the fact that he's definitely riddled with a bunch of fatal wounds. he snarls:]
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[meanwhile, back at the party!
keith glances over at katarina, who appears to have challenged prince alan to an eating contest (and is winning), and chuckles.]
Sure. Let's get some fresh air.
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-- zombies!
[and. . . feral ones, at that. he knows that zombies-- such as Qiqi, at Bubu Pharmacy-- can be calmed and even live normal-ish lives. but. . . he also knows from experience that, more often than not, they're dangeros and volatile. and so, with speed becoming of a seasoned warrior, he once again grabs his polearm from his back and literally throws the weapon like a javelin, aiming for Jerod's back in an attempt to pin him to the ground]
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THIS IS THE WRONG GENRE FOR OTOMES, WHAT THE FUCK-
his foot snaps out at least, trying to dislodge said zombie from his ankle. away with you! ]
Be alert of the others!
[ since he doesn’t have his sword or frankly anything to fight with except his bare hands, it might be time to improvise? today, peak lord shen qingqiu fights with a table leg. or a chair? whatever’s more studier he guesses ]
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Let's go, then. We don't have to be gone too long-- if there's anywhere you particularly like, I'll let you lead? I haven't gotten to see very much of the place yet.
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sqq is very smart, honestly, because the other corpses are starting to move. katarina is sitting up, and her jaw unhinges like she just wants to eat everything in front of her. alan, who has a huge hole in his chest, lurches forward to try and get his hands around zhongli's polearm. don't worry about the fact that he's kind of stabbing jeord a little more. maria sits slowly up, and her snapped neck falls to one side. she makes a little face. keith lets go of ryan's hand and lunges at zhongli.
ryan stays dead. hm.
meanwhile, the living keith gives ryan one last final twirl and leads him toward a door leading out to the gardens. it's not the same door that zhongli and shen qingqiu went through. it's in the opposite direction, actually.]
The gardens are nice. There's a corner of them that's particularly well-tended.
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Shen Qingqiu! Look for an exit! If the door is locked, shatter the windows!
[they need to get out of here ASAP, just like the creepy red-eyed monster told them to do like ten comments ago]
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anyways he nyooms for the walls and the windows looking for anything open or smashable . he’ll even take a hidden door he accidentally trips over ]
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so he goes happily along with keith, heading out to the gardens!]
Oh, I'd love to see it, then-!
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zombie keith misses zhongli because he moves so fast - he overbalances and slams into a puddle of blood past him. this sprays blood everywhere (sorry about your white robes, shen qingqiu) and leaves him stunned for a moment.
also, zhongli's kick takes alan's head clear off his shoulders. it smacks into a table and then richohets at zhongli. his mouth is moving? he's trying to bite him?
maria gets to her feet and takes a few shuffling steps away from this chaos.
shen qingqiu will find that the door they came through is locked tight, and that the windows aren't breaking no matter how hard he hits them. he can't see clearly outside, either - they're sort of frosted over. however, he'll see two shadowy figures on the other side of a window as he's trying to break one...
as he's doing that, katarina shuffles over toward the food tables and starts munching on some blood-soaked pastries. (rolled a 1 for her actions, which is fitting.)
meanwhile, in the garden, living keith takes ryan for a stroll and plucks a very pretty flower, which he holds out to him.]
This reminds me of you.
[gay.
also, since ryan did not fail his perception check this time, he'll spot something through one of the windows behind keith:
shen qingqiu in bloody robes, trying (and failing) to break the glass. also, maria with her neck bent at an impossible angle and blood on her face, shuffling up to him and reaching out to him from behind!]
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[this leaves him a bit. . . open. . . for the other two zombies, BUT HOPEFULLY THEY'RE BOTH STUNNED ENOUGH THAT THEY DON'T ATTACK HIM WHILE HE'S PLAYING BALL WITH ALAN'S HEAD]
[hopefully]
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anyways, sqq will eventually remember he’s a peak lord and despite inheriting the ability, he does have Some skill.
though it seems to be rather ineffective against these windows. his old mans shoulders simply doesn’t have the strength it seems. maybe he should throw a chair at it....? though wait, who’s that on the other side of the glass?? what if he just pounds on the window some more instead.
meanwhile he’s completely oblivious to the current threat behind him ]
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ryan's face flushes when he's offered that flower-- he takes it with a pleased little nod, tucking it behind an ear. this is cute, keith is too sweet...
but. what's in the window-- oh goddamnit. he's having a MOMENT here.
he ignores it for just a second, finding a blue flower to offer keith in turn.]
This one-- um, it matches your eyes, I think. You were right, they're all beautiful out here--
[when he gets a second where keith won't see, he just gestures to sqq to keep going. it'd take a minute for ryan to run all the way back and take the door they did, he's not blind, he knows they did not just leave a room with sqq in it and bloodied... he's going to let him break that window so he can try to come join them then.
he knows better than to go try to break a window in front of an npc ok, but hi, sqq, you're acknowledged. he's just moving to admire another plant further out of the way, so he can try to reposition keith and make an escape in a minute here.]
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meanwhile, alan's body is trying to get up, but when it does, it shuffles into a wall and falls over again. katarina is still occupied with the bloody food. nom nom.
that just leaves zombie keith, who lunges for zhongli with his arms outstretched! he's dripping blood everywhere and it's very gross.
as for maria, since no one warns shen qingqiu that she's coming, she... actually, she just taps on his shoulder. ari, i would give you death, but maria is the helpful option. she smiles (it looks weird because her neck is bent at the wrong angle), focuses, and...
shen qingqiu's hand is now glowing. when next he punches the window, it will shatter! loudly.
living keith, meanwhile is just tucking the blue flower behind his own ear when it does.]
Thank you. This--
[SHATTER.]
What was that?! Ryan, get behind me!
[he is now standing protectively in front of ryan.]
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[anyway, hi zombie keith. how are you doing today. would you like some POLEARM shoved through YOUR FACE, because that's exactly what Zhongli is doing. . . attempting to thrust the pointy end of his weapon right through zombie keith's head. but he also hears the glass shatter and cries out]
Go, Shen Qingqui! I will follow!
[AS SOON AS HE CAN]
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