[ Unfortunately, Lucilius is used to working with sluts and has learned not to encourage these antics, just scrolling through their inventory options instead. Maybe seduction will meet the goal, but they've got a Big Brother to combat in the meantime. Being the smallest of them and not having had to fight for himself in more years than he can remember, he should probably be concerned.
But Chang Geng looks competent, and these kinds of fights are never about brute strength anyway. ]
You—
[ He's engaging with Luo Binghe before they inevitably get charged by this giant demon. ]
[ the young disciple luo binghe looks. uh. surprised at being called out to, immediately straightens up! the golden halo around him has not yet disappeared. ]
Yes, shixiong!
[ and the system pings - ]
| Engaging the Protagonist in any battle will automatically raise his coolness points! +20 points to Lucilius! |
[ good call, lucy. seems like the protagonist is ready to fight! which is good, because elder brother is not very pleased that you all haven't started to fight yet, which means he scoops up his club, shouts something in an unintelligible demonic language that no one seems to understand, and then makes a swing at lucilius and chang geng both with the massive, spike covered club.
guess he's tired of waiting. ]
[ meanwhile, over with limbo. sha hualing glances up limbo's figure, briefly, and her gaze flicks back down to his clawlike hand.
her other hand still at her chest, she raises a curious eyebrow. ] And why would you be trying to get this saintess alone and out of sight of her family, disciple Seimei? Are your intentions to trick me? Surely, whatever it is, you can do here.
[ sha hualing leans forward with a jingle from her bells, and tilts her head up and underneath limbo's chin so he's so tall, like she's examining him. ]
[His tone goes up and down on the word, playfully, his own bells jingling as he glances down at Shua Hualing. He's completely ignoring what the other two are doing, and sure, they may be getting points, but he's just a Caster, after all. Fighting dramatic fights in hand to hand combat isn't his thing.]
Mmmm, are you really saying that of this humble disciple? Why, to engage in such things with a beautiful demon like you...oh, the very thought is scandalous! Shizun will eat me alive, if you don't do so first...
[But the hand that he outstretched is drawn back only slightly, as if to rest on her shoulder - before he glances away, smiling to himself.]
I do not mean to trick you. I simply don't want the others to, hm, mess up my concentration! Yes. The cultivation arts of the sect are truly powerful and not something thrown around like nonsense. [And then glancing back to her, with a nod of his head.] And ah, forgive me. I don't mean to seem like I am treating you with little respect. You are a powerful opponent. Mmm, you just got me overwhelmed, is all...
[ Limbo is at work and seems to be doing just fine? Lucilius is making his way over to Binghe.
Chang Geng puffs out a laugh, immediately jumping back and backpedaling away from Elder Brother's horrifyingly spiked club. But the first thing he thinks is huh, slower than a Heavy Armor, and moves on with life as he reaches and picks an arrow out of the quiver. Whatever spiritual power he has now is momentarily disregarded, as he nocks and draws the arrow, the fletching pulled all the way to his ear as he continues to move. Absolutely not going to be an easy target. ]
Elder Brother, attention here, if you would.
[ He is competent! So whatever Lucilius has in mind, especially with the System giving him points for engaging Binghe, he'll keep the larger demon preoccupied. This starts with him releasing the arrow at full strength, with the intent to hit the club hand in the knuckles. ]
[ Something about Limbo is both familiar and irritating, but this ain't about him. It's apparent about Binghe. Hm.
He quickly leaps away from the giant's swing, narrowing his eyes slightly as his feet skid against the dirt, kicked up by the force of the swing. His voice doesn't waver, still low and even as he addresses Binghe. ]
...Are you going to stand there and watch an opportunity to prove yourself slip away, or are you going to fight?
[ Chang Geng is competent, and working to keep Elder Brother busy, but Lucilius would like to use all the pieces they have on the board. ]
[ binghe makes a noise, soft and surprised, his head whipping to look at lucilius again, and then... past him, towards someone else. ]
Shizun...
[ his face shifts, then, from wide eyed and shocked to... almost a brief flash of wild anger. it dissipates within a second, though, and he turns back to look at elder brother.
...and then, his expression hardens again, determined!! the system pings - ]
Pep Talk The Protagonist: +10 points for Lucilius! More points can be obtained!
[ and binghe shifts to put himself between lucilius and elder brother, reaching for his sword at his waist. congrats on your meat shield.
currently, elder brother doesn't give a shit who he's aiming at - when he turns towards chang geng, though, it's the perfect distraction. the arrow hits him in the knuckles. the monster roars, and the minute he does, he jerks backwards in pain and releases the club. it then goes flying towards chang geng, and not slowly. better roll to dodge!! ]
[ meanwhile, with limbo.
sha hualing preens, looking him up and down. ]
Well. It's nice to hear someone around here with some manners. [ fufufu. ] You'd like it if I ate you alive, I think.
[ i hate you. ] I'll step to the side, but not so far... just back here. [ finally, with a showoffy backflip, sha hualing moves back a few feet, standing near a figure that all of them would come to recognize as shen qingqiu. ]
You won't mind trying to show me right here, will you? [ and with that, she straightens, with a wink. almost as if on cute, there's a system ping. ]
| System Notice! Killing Shen Qingqiu before the protagonist has the chance to enact his ultimate vengeance upon him will cause immediate termination! |
[don't kinkshame him in front of everyone, sha hualing]
Oh? You brought a guest? Ah, its Shizun.
[And oh boy. That sure is an interesting system ping. And this also means he can't exactly mack on this demon in front of Shen Qingqui, as much as he would very much like to. Limbo gives a respectful nod as he walks over.]
A pleasure to see you here, Shizun. Are you here to watch our competition? Mmm, I know I don't need to tell you, but I hope you will keep out of the range of my cultivation and this dangerous demon as I display my abilities. Unless...you want me to do something about her?
[ With no real time to time to focus on the messages the System gives, Chang Geng ducks and rolls out of the way of the flying club. Hopefully that doesn't hit any of the nameless, same-faced people, but he doesn't really care right now since he's a little convinced they're not real. With his blood rushing, he has to keep himself calm - keep his gaze focused, and his movements constant. Busy yourself. Let it go with the flow, but don't get swept up in it. ]
Oh, too bad about your club. [ Picks up an arrow that fell out as he dodged, lifting it to nock and pivoting so that he can hopefully draw Elder Brother's attention away from Luo Binghe and Lucilius. He sees what he's done, so he'll get Lucilius his chance to sic their apparent protagonist on the enemy. ] Though your aim was terrible, anyways.
[ Binghe appeals to him more now—that bright spark of anger is something he relates to more than sycophantic hope—but in the end he still appreciates a body between him and this raging demon.
Guarded, Lucilius finally picks a bow as well. He draws the string back, a bit rusty now but still experienced from days gone by. ]
Was our dear Shizun mistaken about you? [ Is that blasphemous to say? Part of him hopes so. Playing a disciple doesn't suit him, though some piece of this role brings with it a strange, hollow sense of deja vu. ] Perhaps you ought to show us how sharp that blade is.
[ He speaks calmly and quietly beneath the din of battle to only Binghe, letting the arrow soar towards Elder Brother's shoulder, an exposed joint and wide target. ]
[ that spark seems to flare as he protectively puts himself between lucilius and elder brother, guarding him immediately. that praise earns another "+10! ding from the system, and he shouts - ]
Your opponent is me! [ with the kind of finality that seems nothing like the stunned child from their first tutorial mission. elder brother turns, and - thunk, lucilius' arrow strikes clean and true in the shoulder. elder brother howls, but doesn't seem to be felled, even as his arm droops awkwardly.
instead, he moves for both binghe and lucilius, ignoring chang geng's taunt (though turning his entire back on him) as if magnetically drawn towards binghe. maybe he wasn't the best meat shield.
... or, maybe he was? elder brother swings at them both, aiming to punch one, and then the other - binghe quickly turns and blocks his fist with a slash of his sword. elder brother goes tumbling downwards, immediately - though lucilius will also have to dodge the spikes on his armor as he comes careening to his knees, leaving chang geng a nice place to aim an arrow. ]
[ the sound of elder brother getting his ass kicked doesn't seem to bother sha hualing? elder brother?? guess they're not very close.
rather, she seems to be preening even more at the attention from limbo, folding her hands behind her back and batting her eyelashes, almost coquettishly. it's a little exaggerated. what's happening here. i hate it. ]
Show me your strength, and maybe I'll let you do something about me.
[ shen qingqiu, face half hidden behind his fan, meanwhile, looks bored. he narrows his eyes, gaze flicking to limbo, and says... don't disappoint me.
[ So long as this works out, then this works out. If Elder Brother doesn't fall for the taunt, it doesn't matter, since Luo Binghe does just fine when it comes to facing him. The spiked armor is the real concern, here, and he changes his initial aim from tracking him to firing the primed arrow to the same shoulder that Lucilius did. If he can't support his weight on that arm the same as he could have before, seeing how it hangs so awkwardly, even with all of his strength, he'll try to guide the fall in that direction to give a chance of evading.
Otherwise, though. He lowers the bow, even as he picks out another arrow to nock, just in case, because he has a feeling any further interference would be unnecessary. It's a precautionary move, as he looks at the rest of the area.
... Limbo is close to Shen Qingqiu, and Shen Qingqiu is of course paying more mind to him and the dangerous demon near him. So he calmly throws this at Binghe: ]
Shizun isn't paying you much mind, Luo-shidi. Perhaps you should show him and the Saintess why their attention should be here?
[ He quickly reels away from the thorns, though they scrape at the arm he throws in front of himself protectively.
He can't really afford to take a full force hit here. At least their protagonist is taking on the role of distraction; he lets his fellow disciple handle the pep talk this time so as not to draw more attention to himself. And at this range, so close, he won't get a good shot. He hasn't used a weapon like this in long enough to warrant a try, well aware of his abilities.
So instead he focuses his attention on Binghe, using what comes more naturally to him: magic. He focuses, waiting for Chang Geng to get a shot in before imbuing their protagonist's sword with magic through a wave of his hand, a swirl of energy engulfing the blade. ]
[Ah, Shen Qingqiu. Limbo's eyes flick to him, a smug sort of smile on his lips.]
Of course, my dear Shizun.
[Is Sha Hualing the only person he's trying to court, here? Who knows? Either way, with a nod to her as well, he moves back, drawing out the slips of paper from his robes. Its time to fall back into the rituals he knows. Would they work here? He doesn't know! He has some power to his name, and it feels similar enough. Limbo pauses for a moment, before bending down to remove his shoes. His feet are...abnormal, with blackened toes and wicked-looking black claws, like that of a beast.]
Its time!
[With stamping of his feet, he activates the power, tossing the pieces of paper onto the ground - where they go, thin pillars of earth explode upward, and with a mighty leap, Limbo jumps onto them with expert nimbleness. Another pillar, than another, and he leaps onto each one that comes, going higher and higher into the air - till the final one, standing high, where he stands on the tiptoes of one clawed foot.]
[He calls downward to the two, saccharine, and completely still ignoring whatever is happening with Elder Brother.]
[ luckily for lucilius, luo binghe is fired up by that remark and by the power boost. he immediately launches into combat with elder brother, and this barely fifteen year old uses an impressive amount of force, his sword strikes followed up with spiritual energy as he immediately lunges into battle. using the protagonist as a meat shield comes with its advantages, because he is now kicking ass!!!
however, you've got to get the protagonist in front of you all the way, first! when lucilius manages to dodge serious bodily harm, he does not (with a seven i'm so sorry) manage to dodge the effect of the fiercely sharp, thorned armor.
lucilius will feel the effect of a power drain immediately - the scratch instantly turns red, and a wave of cold washes over him, as the spiritual energy in his meridians that he just got is now blocked off... and it the cold feeling seems to be getting stronger.
elder brother suddenly gets thrown backwards by binghe - he hits the ground with a dull thud. spotting lucilius, he starts laughing, an ugly "huh huh" sound. ] Got one, got one! Without a Cure! Huh--
[ though it's cut off with a gurgling grunt as binghe delivers a final slash to the giant demon's neck, and he is silenced, officially knocked unconscious as blood spills out of his mouth. the OP protagonist shoves him aside. ]
Shixiong--! [ and his face pales.
--the system chirps. ]
【 System: user Lucilius has received the "Without a Cure" poisoning. Would you like to use GLOSSARY for more information? 】
[ ruh roh. meanwhile: ]
[ sha hualing watches all of this happen, her attention completely drawn away from the fighting. she watches his clown man, and his clown dance, and... ]
... What sort of...
[ ... then starts to grin, almost. almost feral looking with it, as she hops up the pillars, practically dancelike in all of her movements herself, jingling all the way. get it, cause this is a christmas game.
i mean. when she catches back up, she, delighted, paces around limbo, and says: ] ... Perhaps you'd consider - if not becoming a disciple of the demon clan, then perhaps... marrying into it?
[ Everything is so much and Chang Geng is already so tired. ]
Congratulations on your engagement. [ Because, well, even if their companion lost points... there's now a wife? But his concern falls towards Lucilius and Elder Brother's gross laugh, and the message of Without a Cure poisoning. That's.
He laughs a little, but it's obviously humorless, because this just keeps happening around him doesn't it? Something scratches at the back of his mind, but this time he doesn't let it go with the flow and instead bottles it right up. Lucilius can ask about the poison since the System is more or less addressing him. ]
I'm not sure if we can tend to this injury here, regardless of its answer on the poisoning, we may not have the time to if it's asking us to choose again already.
[ His choice is fairly quick for that final prompt, though. Chang Geng taps the easier button. (As much as he likes a challenge, he would like to be done with this.) ]
[ How is depth of character a grading metric? Whatever, this game is ridiculous—at least they got through this trial, even if their clown managed to penalize himself with his antics. Seduction was the answer after all, apparently.
He's equally unamused about this injury, which he grips with a faint shiver, his expression schooled into something steady. ]
System, open glossary and show "Without a Cure" entry.
[ He has no qualms with going along with the easier path, meanwhile. ]
Nnnnn? [What a weird little noise - its like Limbo is a displeased cat. He frowns deeply just as the System starts talking.] Minus a hundred points? For stealing a wife? Haha!! Hahahaha!!! We were asked to please her, were we not! She was never off limits! Not at all my business if that Luo Binghe wasn't good enough for a powerful demon like her!!
[LUO BINGHE SUCKS WE ALL HATE LUO BINGHE]
[But he supposes he has a wife, now! Nice. After a bit of gnashing his teeth, he collects himself. Well, he's not out of the running...yet. Though Lucilius being poisoned may be a problem! Not his problem, though.]
Whatever. Easier it is, poisoning and all! Hm! Let's get this over with.
anyway. lucilius asked a question, and so, the system, helpfully, responds! the glossary pops up in front of the group. ]
【 GLOSSARY: "Without a Cure": A poison used by the demon clan to coat weapons and blades. In chapter 35 of Proud Immortal Demon Way, a cute little jiejie contracts the demonic poison. Protagonist sought out the cure to the poison and eventually won her heart because he saved her. The original attempt to cure it was with a thousand year miracle flower, but that failed. However, the protagonist is able to find the actual cure.
The cure that was finally found was the act of PAPAPA. It will then be cured naturally!
It takes approximately three days to kill the affected individual, during which they will become weaker, unless it is healed. 】
[ congrats on your sex poison lucilius!!
with choices chosen, however, you get your next prompt as the scenery begins to change, a now familiar downloading bar in the background. ]
Destination: Endless Abyss. Critical Mission: The Endless Abyss and Endless Hatred, a Sky Filled with Crystal Frost and Tears of Blood. Total B-points available to gain: 1000+ Mission Level: ★★★★★★ (Easier Mode)
DOWNLOAD: 100%. NOW LOADING.... ]
[ when the system windows disappear, the third mission starts, and all three of you have been shoved off of a cliff.
You're not the only one - falling near you is luo binghe, straight downwards, bleeding from the chest; and all four of you slam into the ground after what feels like an eternity, creating an instant crater with your arrival. It seems you're all fine, despite it - though binghe is gone. Gather yourself and check yourself over for injuries, and maybe look around? It seems you've all kept your clothing from before, as well as your weapons. That's nice! Thanks system.
The area around you is bleak; there are flames licking the sides of a completely barren landscape, the ground scorched black and miserable. In the distance, there's what looks like a tall building, looming even among the smoke, but the surroundings are otherwise empty, and if any of you have a danger sense, you will be able to feel the energy of this place - it is truly, truly wicked.
Black qi whips off of the trees, and the surface of the crater you've all left.
Suddenly, from behind the group comes a large, ominous, rattling growl. Turning around will show the biggest beast you have ever seen in your life - a massive, towering hydra of a creature with seven slobbering heads and the sharp tail of a scorpion. It looks at the three of you like you are its next meal, snarls, lets out an earth shattering roar that breaks the closest piece of stone into pieces...
And immediately lunges at you all..
The system, helpfully, pings - ]
Levels of demonic beasts are high in the Demonic Abyss. Choose your fights wisely!
[ Fun! This is like one of his night terrors! He hates this.
Once the disorientation period ends, Chang Geng moves to start getting his feet under him, freezing partway up as he gets a feel for this place. While he typically isn't magically inclined, one doesn't survive the life he has without honing a danger sense - and he looks back in the direction of the growl before reaching for an arrow slowly. He doesn't completely get up, but instead pivots carefully in a crouch so his back is no longer to the giant beast.
The roar doesn't make him flinch, but he does go tense, bristling while adjusting his grip on his bow. ]
System, how many demonic beasts are there for us to face? [ Not that he expects a useful answer!!! but it's worth a shot as he nocks the arrow. At least they still have weapons.
Also he's not paying attention to the cure for Lucilius' poison. Not his problem, now. ]
[ Lucilius also ignores the cure for Lucilius' poison. Perhaps he will simply choose death.
But for him to even have the opportunity to die of abstinence, they have to clear through this mission first. For now, he just moves to get some distance from this creature, glancing around this dour landscape for anything that might stand out—are they supposed to be going somewhere? ]
Papapa...papapa... [Ohhhh. OHHHHHH. He just. Looks over at Luclilius and smiles.] Mmmm. You know, if you don't want to die, I could help with that, make it quick...
[god]
[Anyways! They're here now. Their dear protagonist isn't here. This giant scorpion creature is! Limbo instantly twists to face it, moving backwards as he dives into his robes to pull out his stack of papers.]
Nnnn! System! Is my darling demonic wife here? [THE ONE HE STOLE FROM THE PROTAGONIST? YES THAT ONE. HE EARNED THAT WIFE FAIR AND SQUARE] Anyways, nnnn! This will do!
[He throws a piece of paper down, sending a sharp pillar of earth up to attempt to deliver a blow to the creature, all while jumping backwards, readying another piece of paper.]
[ the system doesn't give an immediate answer. the first thing the group hears is a voice. it's not one they recognize - a low, booming voice. ]
You've been down here for weeks, haven't you? Will you give up?
[ followed by harsh panting. that same voice chuckles. ]
No? Why do you stay? Why are you still alive?
[ silence. and then... a second voice, this one more familiar, now. luo binghe's. ] I want revenge.
Revenge?
Destroy him. [ binghe's voice comes again, this time boiling with fury. ] Destroy him for the way he tormented me, I want him to feel every suffering I felt!
[ and if there's more to that conversation, it stops there, because the system pings to chang geng's question... and sort of limbo's, i guess? ]
【 The Endless Abyss is the home of all demons. They seek prey. Please choose your fights wisely to ensure the best experience. 】
[ or.. not. that's all you get, apparently.
of course, there's the monster to contend with!! it screams, this time, the noise horrible and loud, and snaps forward at both limbo and chang geng, who are in striking rage. limbo's strike manages to slam directly into one of its heads, which is forced off in a fantastic spray of disgusting black blood, which coats the both of them - however, when the monster twitches backwards, writhing and screaming, two more heads grow from where the first was (Proud Immortal Demon Way isn't the most original work, hey, at least plagiarize from the right cultural icon,) -
but while they're watching that horror, one of the creature's gigantic, clawed forelegs grabs chang geng, picks him up, and slams him into the ground with an unholy amount of strength, squeezing its disgusting, almost slimy hand around his torso. it then picks him up again, and starts lifting him up to one of its many mouths in an attempt to eat him. tasty human morsel! better do something about that!
lucy, who lost ten b-points from being poisoned but otherwise is not fighting or getting covered in disgusting black blood, may notice the distant, large, looming building. it's very big, and is the only thing in sight that isn't destroyed. weird. ]
No pained noise comes out, even with the impact. He bites it back as he finds himself winded and jostled, instead, and tries to brace against that disgusting, slimy hand so that it can't just crush him to death. This is not how he's going to go, thank you!
While there's still sense in that head of his, he sees red - if not literally, for once, his vision still swims and something shifts just so in him - and pulls on that qi to power up for getting his arms free. Go ahead, put him in your mouth, chucklefuck! He'll wedge the bow in the monster's jaws the second he's even close enough. ]
[ He does what he's learned is the best way to deal with nuisances like Limbo: he ignores him. Instead, he's watching as this monster slams Chang Geng around, then glances back to the building on the horizon. ]
It isn't saying we have to fight, necessarily—
[ The mission guidelines are vague this time, but the system prompts don't seem to be encouraging battle. Besides, when he tries to summon up more magic, it doesn't respond, his fingers too chill to spin together any energy before it fizzles away.
So instead he just docks a regular arrow at the beast and aims for its eye. ]
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But Chang Geng looks competent, and these kinds of fights are never about brute strength anyway. ]
You—
[ He's engaging with Luo Binghe before they inevitably get charged by this giant demon. ]
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Yes, shixiong!
[ and the system pings - ]
| Engaging the Protagonist in any battle will automatically raise his coolness points! +20 points to Lucilius! |
[ good call, lucy. seems like the protagonist is ready to fight! which is good, because elder brother is not very pleased that you all haven't started to fight yet, which means he scoops up his club, shouts something in an unintelligible demonic language that no one seems to understand, and then makes a swing at lucilius and chang geng both with the massive, spike covered club.
guess he's tired of waiting. ]
her other hand still at her chest, she raises a curious eyebrow. ] And why would you be trying to get this saintess alone and out of sight of her family, disciple Seimei? Are your intentions to trick me? Surely, whatever it is, you can do here.
[ sha hualing leans forward with a jingle from her bells, and tilts her head up and underneath limbo's chin so he's so tall, like she's examining him. ]
...Unless your intentions are more... illicit?
[ oh n ]
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Illicit?
[His tone goes up and down on the word, playfully, his own bells jingling as he glances down at Shua Hualing. He's completely ignoring what the other two are doing, and sure, they may be getting points, but he's just a Caster, after all. Fighting dramatic fights in hand to hand combat isn't his thing.]
Mmmm, are you really saying that of this humble disciple? Why, to engage in such things with a beautiful demon like you...oh, the very thought is scandalous! Shizun will eat me alive, if you don't do so first...
[But the hand that he outstretched is drawn back only slightly, as if to rest on her shoulder - before he glances away, smiling to himself.]
I do not mean to trick you. I simply don't want the others to, hm, mess up my concentration! Yes. The cultivation arts of the sect are truly powerful and not something thrown around like nonsense. [And then glancing back to her, with a nod of his head.] And ah, forgive me. I don't mean to seem like I am treating you with little respect. You are a powerful opponent. Mmm, you just got me overwhelmed, is all...
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Chang Geng puffs out a laugh, immediately jumping back and backpedaling away from Elder Brother's horrifyingly spiked club. But the first thing he thinks is huh, slower than a Heavy Armor, and moves on with life as he reaches and picks an arrow out of the quiver. Whatever spiritual power he has now is momentarily disregarded, as he nocks and draws the arrow, the fletching pulled all the way to his ear as he continues to move. Absolutely not going to be an easy target. ]
Elder Brother, attention here, if you would.
[ He is competent! So whatever Lucilius has in mind, especially with the System giving him points for engaging Binghe, he'll keep the larger demon preoccupied. This starts with him releasing the arrow at full strength, with the intent to hit the club hand in the knuckles. ]
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He quickly leaps away from the giant's swing, narrowing his eyes slightly as his feet skid against the dirt, kicked up by the force of the swing. His voice doesn't waver, still low and even as he addresses Binghe. ]
...Are you going to stand there and watch an opportunity to prove yourself slip away, or are you going to fight?
[ Chang Geng is competent, and working to keep Elder Brother busy, but Lucilius would like to use all the pieces they have on the board. ]
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Shizun...
[ his face shifts, then, from wide eyed and shocked to... almost a brief flash of wild anger. it dissipates within a second, though, and he turns back to look at elder brother.
...and then, his expression hardens again, determined!! the system pings - ]
Pep Talk The Protagonist: +10 points for Lucilius! More points can be obtained!
[ and binghe shifts to put himself between lucilius and elder brother, reaching for his sword at his waist. congrats on your meat shield.
currently, elder brother doesn't give a shit who he's aiming at - when he turns towards chang geng, though, it's the perfect distraction. the arrow hits him in the knuckles. the monster roars, and the minute he does, he jerks backwards in pain and releases the club. it then goes flying towards chang geng, and not slowly. better roll to dodge!! ]
sha hualing preens, looking him up and down. ]
Well. It's nice to hear someone around here with some manners. [ fufufu. ] You'd like it if I ate you alive, I think.
[ i hate you. ] I'll step to the side, but not so far... just back here. [ finally, with a showoffy backflip, sha hualing moves back a few feet, standing near a figure that all of them would come to recognize as shen qingqiu. ]
You won't mind trying to show me right here, will you? [ and with that, she straightens, with a wink. almost as if on cute, there's a system ping. ]
| System Notice! Killing Shen Qingqiu before the protagonist has the chance to enact his ultimate vengeance upon him will cause immediate termination! |
[ ruh roh ]
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Oh? You brought a guest? Ah, its Shizun.
[And oh boy. That sure is an interesting system ping. And this also means he can't exactly mack on this demon in front of Shen Qingqui, as much as he would very much like to. Limbo gives a respectful nod as he walks over.]
A pleasure to see you here, Shizun. Are you here to watch our competition? Mmm, I know I don't need to tell you, but I hope you will keep out of the range of my cultivation and this dangerous demon as I display my abilities. Unless...you want me to do something about her?
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Oh, too bad about your club. [ Picks up an arrow that fell out as he dodged, lifting it to nock and pivoting so that he can hopefully draw Elder Brother's attention away from Luo Binghe and Lucilius. He sees what he's done, so he'll get Lucilius his chance to sic their apparent protagonist on the enemy. ] Though your aim was terrible, anyways.
[ Maybe if he channels a little bit of Gu Yun. ]
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Guarded, Lucilius finally picks a bow as well. He draws the string back, a bit rusty now but still experienced from days gone by. ]
Was our dear Shizun mistaken about you? [ Is that blasphemous to say? Part of him hopes so. Playing a disciple doesn't suit him, though some piece of this role brings with it a strange, hollow sense of deja vu. ] Perhaps you ought to show us how sharp that blade is.
[ He speaks calmly and quietly beneath the din of battle to only Binghe, letting the arrow soar towards Elder Brother's shoulder, an exposed joint and wide target. ]
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Your opponent is me! [ with the kind of finality that seems nothing like the stunned child from their first tutorial mission. elder brother turns, and - thunk, lucilius' arrow strikes clean and true in the shoulder. elder brother howls, but doesn't seem to be felled, even as his arm droops awkwardly.
instead, he moves for both binghe and lucilius, ignoring chang geng's taunt (though turning his entire back on him) as if magnetically drawn towards binghe. maybe he wasn't the best meat shield.
... or, maybe he was? elder brother swings at them both, aiming to punch one, and then the other - binghe quickly turns and blocks his fist with a slash of his sword. elder brother goes tumbling downwards, immediately - though lucilius will also have to dodge the spikes on his armor as he comes careening to his knees, leaving chang geng a nice place to aim an arrow. ]
rather, she seems to be preening even more at the attention from limbo, folding her hands behind her back and batting her eyelashes, almost coquettishly. it's a little exaggerated. what's happening here. i hate it. ]
Show me your strength, and maybe I'll let you do something about me.
[ shen qingqiu, face half hidden behind his fan, meanwhile, looks bored. he narrows his eyes, gaze flicking to limbo, and says... don't disappoint me.
"or else", probably? who knows. ]
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Otherwise, though. He lowers the bow, even as he picks out another arrow to nock, just in case, because he has a feeling any further interference would be unnecessary. It's a precautionary move, as he looks at the rest of the area.
... Limbo is close to Shen Qingqiu, and Shen Qingqiu is of course paying more mind to him and the dangerous demon near him. So he calmly throws this at Binghe: ]
Shizun isn't paying you much mind, Luo-shidi. Perhaps you should show him and the Saintess why their attention should be here?
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He can't really afford to take a full force hit here. At least their protagonist is taking on the role of distraction; he lets his fellow disciple handle the pep talk this time so as not to draw more attention to himself. And at this range, so close, he won't get a good shot. He hasn't used a weapon like this in long enough to warrant a try, well aware of his abilities.
So instead he focuses his attention on Binghe, using what comes more naturally to him: magic. He focuses, waiting for Chang Geng to get a shot in before imbuing their protagonist's sword with magic through a wave of his hand, a swirl of energy engulfing the blade. ]
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Of course, my dear Shizun.
[Is Sha Hualing the only person he's trying to court, here? Who knows? Either way, with a nod to her as well, he moves back, drawing out the slips of paper from his robes. Its time to fall back into the rituals he knows. Would they work here? He doesn't know! He has some power to his name, and it feels similar enough. Limbo pauses for a moment, before bending down to remove his shoes. His feet are...abnormal, with blackened toes and wicked-looking black claws, like that of a beast.]
Its time!
[With stamping of his feet, he activates the power, tossing the pieces of paper onto the ground - where they go, thin pillars of earth explode upward, and with a mighty leap, Limbo jumps onto them with expert nimbleness. Another pillar, than another, and he leaps onto each one that comes, going higher and higher into the air - till the final one, standing high, where he stands on the tiptoes of one clawed foot.]
[He calls downward to the two, saccharine, and completely still ignoring whatever is happening with Elder Brother.]
Haha. Catch me if you can, dear Saintess~
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however, you've got to get the protagonist in front of you all the way, first! when lucilius manages to dodge serious bodily harm, he does not (with a seven i'm so sorry) manage to dodge the effect of the fiercely sharp, thorned armor.
lucilius will feel the effect of a power drain immediately - the scratch instantly turns red, and a wave of cold washes over him, as the spiritual energy in his meridians that he just got is now blocked off... and it the cold feeling seems to be getting stronger.
elder brother suddenly gets thrown backwards by binghe - he hits the ground with a dull thud. spotting lucilius, he starts laughing, an ugly "huh huh" sound. ] Got one, got one! Without a Cure! Huh--
[ though it's cut off with a gurgling grunt as binghe delivers a final slash to the giant demon's neck, and he is silenced, officially knocked unconscious as blood spills out of his mouth. the OP protagonist shoves him aside. ]
Shixiong--! [ and his face pales.
--the system chirps. ]
【 System: user Lucilius has received the "Without a Cure" poisoning. Would you like to use GLOSSARY for more information? 】
[ ruh roh. meanwhile: ]
... What sort of...
[ ... then starts to grin, almost. almost feral looking with it, as she hops up the pillars, practically dancelike in all of her movements herself, jingling all the way. get it, cause this is a christmas game.
i mean. when she catches back up, she, delighted, paces around limbo, and says: ] ... Perhaps you'd consider - if not becoming a disciple of the demon clan, then perhaps... marrying into it?
[
the system plays a loud hopefully familiar noise, and - ]
【 MISSION COMPLETED! 】
Luo Binghe caught the demon clan's attention!
Protagonist Coolness Level: +200 B-points to all!
Limbo stole a wife from Luo Binghe.
- 100 B-points.
Lucilius gained depth of character! +30 B-Points
Chang Geng chose to fight a trial! +20 B-points
TOTAL POINTS
Lucilius: 300 B-points
Chang Geng: 340 B-Points
Limbo: 100 B-points
TEAM MODE TOTAL: 740 B-Points!
Please select your mode for the final mission.
[ EASIER MODE ] [ HARDER MODE ]
[ you get a button this time... it seems you are allowed to actually make a choice now? congrats. ]
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Congratulations on your engagement. [ Because, well, even if their companion lost points... there's now a wife? But his concern falls towards Lucilius and Elder Brother's gross laugh, and the message of Without a Cure poisoning. That's.
He laughs a little, but it's obviously humorless, because this just keeps happening around him doesn't it? Something scratches at the back of his mind, but this time he doesn't let it go with the flow and instead bottles it right up. Lucilius can ask about the poison since the System is more or less addressing him. ]
I'm not sure if we can tend to this injury here, regardless of its answer on the poisoning, we may not have the time to if it's asking us to choose again already.
[ His choice is fairly quick for that final prompt, though. Chang Geng taps the easier button. (As much as he likes a challenge, he would like to be done with this.) ]
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He's equally unamused about this injury, which he grips with a faint shiver, his expression schooled into something steady. ]
System, open glossary and show "Without a Cure" entry.
[ He has no qualms with going along with the easier path, meanwhile. ]
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[LUO BINGHE SUCKS WE ALL HATE LUO BINGHE]
[But he supposes he has a wife, now! Nice. After a bit of gnashing his teeth, he collects himself. Well, he's not out of the running...yet. Though Lucilius being poisoned may be a problem! Not his problem, though.]
Whatever. Easier it is, poisoning and all! Hm! Let's get this over with.
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anyway. lucilius asked a question, and so, the system, helpfully, responds! the glossary pops up in front of the group. ]
【 GLOSSARY:
"Without a Cure": A poison used by the demon clan to coat weapons and blades. In chapter 35 of Proud Immortal Demon Way, a cute little jiejie contracts the demonic poison. Protagonist sought out the cure to the poison and eventually won her heart because he saved her. The original attempt to cure it was with a thousand year miracle flower, but that failed. However, the protagonist is able to find the actual cure.
The cure that was finally found was the act of PAPAPA. It will then be cured naturally!
It takes approximately three days to kill the affected individual, during which they will become weaker, unless it is healed. 】
[ congrats on your sex poison lucilius!!
with choices chosen, however, you get your next prompt as the scenery begins to change, a now familiar downloading bar in the background. ]
Destination: Endless Abyss.
Critical Mission: The Endless Abyss and Endless Hatred, a Sky Filled with Crystal Frost and Tears of Blood.
Total B-points available to gain: 1000+
Mission Level: ★★★★★★ (Easier Mode)
DOWNLOAD: 100%. NOW LOADING.... ]
[ when the system windows disappear, the third mission starts, and all three of you have been shoved off of a cliff.
You're not the only one - falling near you is luo binghe, straight downwards, bleeding from the chest; and all four of you slam into the ground after what feels like an eternity, creating an instant crater with your arrival. It seems you're all fine, despite it - though binghe is gone. Gather yourself and check yourself over for injuries, and maybe look around? It seems you've all kept your clothing from before, as well as your weapons. That's nice! Thanks system.
The area around you is bleak; there are flames licking the sides of a completely barren landscape, the ground scorched black and miserable. In the distance, there's what looks like a tall building, looming even among the smoke, but the surroundings are otherwise empty, and if any of you have a danger sense, you will be able to feel the energy of this place - it is truly, truly wicked.
Black qi whips off of the trees, and the surface of the crater you've all left.
Suddenly, from behind the group comes a large, ominous, rattling growl. Turning around will show the biggest beast you have ever seen in your life - a massive, towering hydra of a creature with seven slobbering heads and the sharp tail of a scorpion. It looks at the three of you like you are its next meal, snarls, lets out an earth shattering roar that breaks the closest piece of stone into pieces...
And immediately lunges at you all..
The system, helpfully, pings - ]
Levels of demonic beasts are high in the Demonic Abyss. Choose your fights wisely!
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Once the disorientation period ends, Chang Geng moves to start getting his feet under him, freezing partway up as he gets a feel for this place. While he typically isn't magically inclined, one doesn't survive the life he has without honing a danger sense - and he looks back in the direction of the growl before reaching for an arrow slowly. He doesn't completely get up, but instead pivots carefully in a crouch so his back is no longer to the giant beast.
The roar doesn't make him flinch, but he does go tense, bristling while adjusting his grip on his bow. ]
System, how many demonic beasts are there for us to face? [ Not that he expects a useful answer!!! but it's worth a shot as he nocks the arrow. At least they still have weapons.
Also he's not paying attention to the cure for Lucilius' poison. Not his problem, now. ]
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[ Lucilius also ignores the cure for Lucilius' poison. Perhaps he will simply choose death.
But for him to even have the opportunity to die of abstinence, they have to clear through this mission first. For now, he just moves to get some distance from this creature, glancing around this dour landscape for anything that might stand out—are they supposed to be going somewhere? ]
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[god]
[Anyways! They're here now. Their dear protagonist isn't here. This giant scorpion creature is! Limbo instantly twists to face it, moving backwards as he dives into his robes to pull out his stack of papers.]
Nnnn! System! Is my darling demonic wife here? [THE ONE HE STOLE FROM THE PROTAGONIST? YES THAT ONE. HE EARNED THAT WIFE FAIR AND SQUARE] Anyways, nnnn! This will do!
[He throws a piece of paper down, sending a sharp pillar of earth up to attempt to deliver a blow to the creature, all while jumping backwards, readying another piece of paper.]
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You've been down here for weeks, haven't you? Will you give up?
[ followed by harsh panting. that same voice chuckles. ]
No? Why do you stay? Why are you still alive?
[ silence. and then... a second voice, this one more familiar, now. luo binghe's. ] I want revenge.
Revenge?
Destroy him. [ binghe's voice comes again, this time boiling with fury. ] Destroy him for the way he tormented me, I want him to feel every suffering I felt!
[ and if there's more to that conversation, it stops there, because the system pings to chang geng's question... and sort of limbo's, i guess? ]
【 The Endless Abyss is the home of all demons. They seek prey. Please choose your fights wisely to ensure the best experience. 】
[ or.. not. that's all you get, apparently.
of course, there's the monster to contend with!! it screams, this time, the noise horrible and loud, and snaps forward at both limbo and chang geng, who are in striking rage. limbo's strike manages to slam directly into one of its heads, which is forced off in a fantastic spray of disgusting black blood, which coats the both of them - however, when the monster twitches backwards, writhing and screaming, two more heads grow from where the first was (Proud Immortal Demon Way isn't the most original work, hey, at least plagiarize from the right cultural icon,) -
but while they're watching that horror, one of the creature's gigantic, clawed forelegs grabs chang geng, picks him up, and slams him into the ground with an unholy amount of strength, squeezing its disgusting, almost slimy hand around his torso. it then picks him up again, and starts lifting him up to one of its many mouths in an attempt to eat him. tasty human morsel! better do something about that!
lucy, who lost ten b-points from being poisoned but otherwise is not fighting or getting covered in disgusting black blood, may notice the distant, large, looming building. it's very big, and is the only thing in sight that isn't destroyed. weird. ]
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No pained noise comes out, even with the impact. He bites it back as he finds himself winded and jostled, instead, and tries to brace against that disgusting, slimy hand so that it can't just crush him to death. This is not how he's going to go, thank you!
While there's still sense in that head of his, he sees red - if not literally, for once, his vision still swims and something shifts just so in him - and pulls on that qi to power up for getting his arms free. Go ahead, put him in your mouth, chucklefuck! He'll wedge the bow in the monster's jaws the second he's even close enough. ]
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It isn't saying we have to fight, necessarily—
[ The mission guidelines are vague this time, but the system prompts don't seem to be encouraging battle. Besides, when he tries to summon up more magic, it doesn't respond, his fingers too chill to spin together any energy before it fizzles away.
So instead he just docks a regular arrow at the beast and aims for its eye. ]
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