Oh god, it's even worse than I thought—they're speaking in rhymes! What if they burst into song next? Their reputations would never recover. Worst of all, they don't even look like they're enjoying it!

[christmas is five seconds away from being cancelled. kaz recoils from the bedivere doll as it goes by, knocking it off the belt with a hand—gross! defect goods!—before looking around the room, frowning, and cupping his hands over his mouth to yell:]

Hey, Gronch! Get out here so I can kick your ass!