[The cookie monster seems to take offense to both of those offers because he is, unfortunately, not a cannibal.]
"No exchange, no visitations!"
[The gifts aren't accepted and that's completely tragic...but perhaps you can offer some Christmas magic? This gingerbread man does the job of one, and yet it seems he isn't having fun...
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"No exchange, no visitations!"
[The gifts aren't accepted and that's completely tragic...but perhaps you can offer some Christmas magic? This gingerbread man does the job of one, and yet it seems he isn't having fun...
...any other ideas?]