The army, Mr. Jr. Deputy?! Well I learned in Ski Instructor Training that violence doesn’t solve every problem, but that sure didn’t stop you guys! So I’m gonna give it a try too! If you really are my cool buds who want to bond over the slopes, you’ll have to prove it!

[Steve raises his arms out - holding two ski poles sharped to points out - and starts spinning!!!! SPIN ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!]