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Snowend Mods ([personal profile] snowmods) wrote 2021-01-06 11:59 pm (UTC)

[The Merry Output counter ticks every steadily upwards, until Belial starts singing Jingle Balls. . . at which point it rockets to 100%!]

Merry Output at 100%. . . Synchronization Achieved.

[The doors slide open, revealing the weapons within. At each door's opening, a voice reads a description of the item.

The first door, the door with the star, reveals a blinding white morning star. A voice speaks: ]


Ultimate Advent Battle Star

This powerful morning star can convert into a wide ranging flail.

Special Move: God and Sinners Reconcile


[The second door, the door with the tree, reveals a cross bow, decked with pine boughs and holy, with bauble tipped arrows.]

O Tannenbomber

This crossbow shoots rounds of explosive ornaments.

Special Move: Tidings of Discomfort and Pain


[The third door, the one with the drum, opens to reveal a large golden two handed sword.]

Big Drummer Boy

This sword emits a powerful sonic blast with every strike.

Special Move: Finishing PaRumPaPumPum


[The fourth door, the one with the bell, opens to reveal a shoulder mounted rocket launcher.]

Jingle Bell Rocket Launcher

This weapon fires cold-seeking jingle bell missiles at foes.

Special Move: Feliz Navidead.


[The door, now covered in ice, begins to crackle and crumble. The plink of many, many ice creatures grows closer.

Choose your weapons, friends.]

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