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Snowend Mods (
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2021-01-06 11:59 pm (UTC)
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[The Merry Output counter ticks every steadily upwards, until Belial starts singing Jingle Balls. . . at which point it rockets to 100%!]
Merry Output at 100%. . . Synchronization Achieved.
[The doors slide open, revealing the weapons within. At each door's opening, a voice reads a description of the item.
The first door, the door with the star, reveals a blinding white morning star. A voice speaks: ]
Ultimate Advent Battle Star
This powerful morning star can convert into a wide ranging flail.
Special Move: God and Sinners Reconcile
[The second door, the door with the tree, reveals a cross bow, decked with pine boughs and holy, with bauble tipped arrows.]
O Tannenbomber
This crossbow shoots rounds of explosive ornaments.
Special Move: Tidings of Discomfort and Pain
[The third door, the one with the drum, opens to reveal a large golden two handed sword.]
Big Drummer Boy
This sword emits a powerful sonic blast with every strike.
Special Move: Finishing PaRumPaPumPum
[The fourth door, the one with the bell, opens to reveal a shoulder mounted rocket launcher.]
Jingle Bell Rocket Launcher
This weapon fires cold-seeking jingle bell missiles at foes.
Special Move: Feliz Navidead.
[The door, now covered in ice, begins to crackle and crumble. The plink of many, many ice creatures grows closer.
Choose your weapons, friends.]
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Merry Output at 100%. . . Synchronization Achieved.
[The doors slide open, revealing the weapons within. At each door's opening, a voice reads a description of the item.
The first door, the door with the star, reveals a blinding white morning star. A voice speaks: ]
This powerful morning star can convert into a wide ranging flail.
Special Move: God and Sinners Reconcile
[The second door, the door with the tree, reveals a cross bow, decked with pine boughs and holy, with bauble tipped arrows.]
This crossbow shoots rounds of explosive ornaments.
Special Move: Tidings of Discomfort and Pain
[The third door, the one with the drum, opens to reveal a large golden two handed sword.]
This sword emits a powerful sonic blast with every strike.
Special Move: Finishing PaRumPaPumPum
[The fourth door, the one with the bell, opens to reveal a shoulder mounted rocket launcher.]
This weapon fires cold-seeking jingle bell missiles at foes.
Special Move: Feliz Navidead.
[The door, now covered in ice, begins to crackle and crumble. The plink of many, many ice creatures grows closer.
Choose your weapons, friends.]